![]() We have already discussed some funny math jokes above. Sophisticated Math Jokes and Math Puns for Adults What does a calculator say? Always count on me. Why is a geometry tutor not present in school? She twisted her angle!Ħ0. Why don’t Goldilocks have water with eight ice cubes? It has (2) cubed.ĥ9. A man calculated 497 cows on his farm, but when he rounded off, he had 500.ĥ8. Why do math teachers never decrease? They only miss certain functions.ĥ7. Why not mention 288? Because it’s “two” gross.ĥ6. She can solve algebra, trigonometry, and statistics. What to say to a person who loves math? Algebros!ĥ4. Why do not the quarter avalanche the mountain along with nickel? As it has added sense.ĥ3. My math teacher’s most loved holiday destination? Times Square.ĥ2. Which things feel odd? Numbers that 2 cannot divide.ĥ1. Why don’t 2 fours eat lunch? They already ate (8).ĥ0. Who discovered Arithmetic? Henry the 1/8.Ĥ9. Another name for a void parrot cage? A Polly Gone.Ĥ8. What does zero think of the eight? Another zero is wearing a belt.Ĥ7. Who is a math teacher’s most preferred snake? Pi – Thon.Ĥ6. What could a math teacher do with graph paper? She Might plot anything.Ĥ5. What will acorns say after growing up? Ge-om-e-try! (Gee, I am a tree)Ĥ4. Which table do Kids not have to remember? A dining table.Ĥ3. Which is the best method to find a math teacher? An Add.Ĥ2. How a dollar and a year can be the same? Because a year also has four quarters like a dollar.Ĥ1. Why did you solve the multiplication problem on the floor? Because you denied using tables!Ĥ0. Why is algebra always sad? Because he cannot find his X.ģ9. Because she never stops and goes on forever.ģ8. Why do plants not like mathematics? Because math can pass them with square roots.ģ7. ![]() Why is one math book upset with other books? Because she already has many problems and doesn’t want anyone else to bother her.ģ6. How can I fly the time? Throw your watch out of the window and see it flying.ģ5. Which subject did the butterflies most like in school? It’s Mathematics.ģ4. What do mathematicians eat on Halloween? A Pumpkin Pi (π).ģ2. In the equation (x + y = z) X to Y – Face it, Harry, you are not the solution you are also part of the problem.ģ1. 0 to 1 – Sweety, without you, I am nothing.ģ0. 1 to 0 – you make me feel ten times stronger. Why do the two 4s feel not to eat dinner? Because they have already eaten 8 (ate).Ģ9. Teacher said, I want you to call to answer at one, whatever I ask. Why did the number four (4) eat 2 turnips? Because two is the square root of four.Ģ7. Why do math books always look upset? Because they have many problems.Ģ6. What is the reason behind six being so terrified? Because he saw numbers seven (7), eight (8) (ate), nine (9).Ģ5. How did Jerry (the triangle) make the team in a basketball match? Because he always makes three-pointersĢ4. Minus: I would only like to create a difference.Ģ3. Equal to: I would like to promote equality. Plus: I would like to know how objects add together in the globe. How can I get warmth in this freezing room? Stand in room’s corner of the room as it is constantly 90 degrees.Ģ2. If I lay one egg on this table and another on that table, how many eggs will there be? None, because you cannot lay eggs! You are not a hen!Ģ1. Teacher asked the student why he gave the blank answer sheet.? Answers are Imaginary Numbers you will not see them on paper.Ģ0. Equilateral Triangle – You are looking pretty obtuse. Pi (π) – I don’t think I can capture everyone in the picture. Why are you stirring those paper numbers with this spoon? Because it is my math homework, I am supposed to create mixed numbers.ġ7. ![]() What will you name a tree made of numbers? It will be a genome tree.ġ6. How can they be so mean? 9 to daughter 8 – No, honey, not they, you are the mean one.ġ3. Eight her mother 9 – Oh mom, these boys (4, 3, 17) said I am average. Miss, you forgot the Bermuda triangle.ġ2. There are three triangle shapes: Equilateral, isosceles, and scalene. What will be the volume of a disc with a radius of “z” units and depth of “a” units? Pi.z.z.a = Pizza!ġ1. Did you ever wonder, what if the algebra teachers are pirates and using students to find their “X”?ġ0. Why is the fraction doubtful of tying the knot with the decimal? Because he might have to change after this.ĩ. Why should students not let advanced math intimidate them? Because higher math is as simple as “pi.”Ĩ.
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