![]() Did you hear the one about the gardener who couldn’t wait for spring? He was so excited, he wet his plants!.Q: What’s the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls? Q: Which month of the year is the shortest? Q: What does a writer suffer from each spring? Flours– What bakers plant in their garden.Boo-tercups– Every ghost’s favourite flower.Meowy-golds– Kitty’s favourite flowers in springtime.Viola-t – Purple stringed flower instrument.Violet (Violate) – A flower breaking rules.Violet Crime -Criminal acts by flowers.Lava-nder – The hot flower that comes out of volcanoes.Daffy-dills– Daffy Duck’s favourite flower.Daffo-dill– If daffodils and dill pickles had babies.Poppy-corn– Every flower’s favourite movie snack.Bloom Moon– A rare chance of flowers growing on the moon!.Bloom Moon– Every flower’s favourite jazz song by Frank Sinatra.Bloom Cheese – Cheese sprouting with petals.Blue-m– When the flowers come out of their buds sad.Orlando Bloom– Every flower’s favourite actor.On a rainy night, I love to worm up by the fire.Gummy worm – A worm that tastes good… not that we know how worms taste.Wormhole – How worms travel through space and time.Tweethearts – Two little birdies in love…aww….Mumblebee – A bee that mumbles instead of buzzes.Frizzbee – A bee having a bad hair day from spring showers.Wasabee – A bee’s favorite sushi accompaniment.Bee-casso – Every bee’s favourite artist.Rug-bee – A bee’s favorite sport to play in the spring.Boobee trap – What you use to catch bees in the spring.Don’t be root, you never know much someone ahs been through.Neil deGrass Tyson– Every plant’s favourite weird astrphysicist.Blue-grass– Every plant’s favourite type of music.Gr-ass– If a donkey and some weeds had a baby.Kinder-garden – Where little plants learn their ABCs.Green Thumbs – What Yoda has that makes him good at gardening.Egg-plants– A baby chick’s favourite Easter plant!.Bud Light– Every plant’s favourite beer.Bud-dy– What plants call their friends.Bud Lightyear– The most heroic astronaut plant ever.Clove – Feeling of affection between garlic bulbs.Clove-r– If cloves and clover leaves made a new species.“Every spring-a-ling-a-ling, that they’re startin’ to sing’s, so fine,” by The Carpenters.If you like it then you shoulda put a spring on it.Kris Spring-le – Santa in the wrong season.Spring and Sprang– The Chinese theory of interconnect forces when spring comes. ![]() ![]() Lord of the Springs– Hobbits and elves after winter.Spring Me To Life– Every flower’s favourite pop punk song from Evanessence.Spring Me The Horizon– Flower’s favourite metalcore band.Spring (Sting)– When the The Police’s bassist was young.Bruce Spring-steen– Every flower’s favourite American rock musician.Spring Onion – Bouncy onions that appear after winter.Springles – The best seasoned potato chip.Spring Theory– When winter particles are replaced by spring particles.Spring spring!– A flower’s cell phone ringtone.Sultans of Spring – A Dire Straits hit song about flowers and sunshine.Spring Jazz– The best jazz for when winter ends.Spring of Fire– A region around the Pacific ocean with the most blooming flowers.Spring Around The Rosie– Every flower’s favourite nursery rhyme.Spring-apore– Small island country in South East Asia full of springs.Spring-kles– The best topping for donuts in the spring.In the meantime, we hope this list of funny puns will be some literal flower power to get you through another day. The bleak winter is temporary, and we all can look forward, without a doubt that spring will sprout. So, the next time you hear a bird chirping in spring, it just might be a young bird’s first tune! Baby birds, in particular, usually start learning to chirp and sing when they hear the song of the adults in their species. Did you know that spring always begins on the “Vernal Equinox”? It roughly translates from Latin for Spring + Equal Day, because the hours of daylight and night are almost equal.Īn adorable, happy fact about spring is that most animals have their babies in spring. Well, look snow further for something to brighten up your day! We’ve compiled a long, bloomin’ list of spring puns and jokes to help get you excited for the warmer season to come. I mean, almost everything’s cold, icy or frozen you’ve to shovel your driveway every morning and there’s all the extra chores that come with snow… We know the long, cold, winter can be quite sad sometimes.
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